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  1. phil stone

    Location, location, location

    Having a location bit on profiles or a subforum where people can put their locations.
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    Greta Thunburg

    Ever seen the ring where theres a girl trapped down a well trying to climb out or played First Encounter Assault Recon where theres a girl trapped at the centre of some supernatural power station or racoon city where ALICE is appears as an AI at the core a complex where tonnes of evil shit is happening. Shes just a kid being used by a sophisticated group of child abusers bent on power. What can she do but go along with the adults who control her ability to get food and shelter and no doubt live in and keep her in enough anxiety she cant get into the fresh air the same way as little rockin robin. Once you take out the sexsational stories in the media and look at the bigger picture without the skelf in your eye, youll be shocked who the child abusers are.
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    Location, location, location

    If its a kangaroo that can sail a boat, Ill come and meet it
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    Location, location, location

    Walking distance for a kangaroo
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    Location, location, location

    Anyways, Im just wanting to local people who areny into football and television, so I can report them to the government and stuff for being on david icke having broken their programming. Anyone near scotland?
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    Location, location, location

    cos your a mod on a forum full of ... mature resoponsable adults with anarchist tendencies. If I was owner Id pick adolf hitler as admin and instruct him to only ban mods who cheat at modding, then invite anyone who wantd to be mods with the instruction theyre only allowed to ban people after a two thirds majority brought about by fair discussion on penalty that if they cheat adolf will ban them. This would leave all the anarchists to get along with eating babies and hiring assassins with bitcoin and the kind of thing anarchists are alleged to do leaving the "I want to be in charge" people as fucked as the european westminster.
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    Council Members

    I always feel dirty in the shower. Send us your selfies would you?
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    Council Members

    Thats a good point. Perfectly demonstrates my stupidity. Im just a simple fool. I would edit it but then it will look out of place for you to be pulling me up on a missing apostraphe that Ive since inserted. Im just looking at the missing apostraphes in this comment as well. Can I just put doen lits of missing apostraphes here and pretend I have extreme dyslexia. '''''''''''''''''''''''' also :;"()+-&_#/*?! because they might come in handy later.
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    Council Members

    The rest of the forum is full of us pedophiles grooming little girls for sexual purposes but this thread about whos in charge is 23 pages long.
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    Leader Needed

    I need a leader to lead me because I dont know what I want in life. The job comes with a nice salary and the use of a slave to help you fulfill your role as leader. Any people out there good at being in charge of other people because I love nothing better than being a follower. If only there were more chiefs and less indians, the world would be wonderful.
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    Leader Needed

    Cant do it peter. Equal opportunities policy. The leaders chastity belt might be a bit tight as well.
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    Are artificial sports 4G pitches causing cancer?

    May as well do away with pitches entirely and play football with nintendo wii and vr goggles.
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    Leader Needed

    It started as me ranting about how many people want to be in charge of people, then I was asked to spank someone. Im happy to serve. Have you seen her profile pic? Who wouldnt want to ravish that? She hasnt seen mine yet but she's in for a shock when she sees how many zeros are in the salary.
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    Stop watching TV

    I thought spiritual stuff was about what happenned when you died until I switched off TV and began reading the bible. The bits and pieces in the bible are like anarchobombs you dont even notice until weird things start to happen and its like the TV is like a jealous god that wants to keep you brainwashed watching their narrative on wars and famine and political bullshit and can get a bit overzealous with its assumed "right" to keep your mind trained to its psychological dictatorship. It needs your faith in a system of lies and empty promises so as to maintain its power over the masses using your soul as the fuel for the greed machine. What are you going to do about it? Vote harder? Shout shame on you? Go on a march and go home again and see if youve been on the telly? Arrange destruction of fake news corporations by secret conclaves to engage in mass violence? Theres a better idea. Switch it off. As for the chorus of "we hate donald trump" people. The matrix has them and the nearest they can work out about whats against them is to support Donald Trump like every other idol theyve always worshipped. If your into idols. Worship your own body. The thing truly worthy of worship is the thing which made your body - your own soul - but the highest god of all is the deus in excelsius - the maker of souls - a perplexing mystery and it makes the mud pie fights and lethal sabre fighting kings of the worlds great powers look like confused animated pieces of meat just like anyone else. Television is like prostrating your very soul before the shit coming out their arse. You are a divinely created entity. Stop prostrating yourself beneath human shit. Worship the mysterious god you cannot comprehend instead of salesmen trying to make a packet on zanax trading.
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    Leader Needed

    Youll get higher levels of consciousness and so will I. Spankings if it floats your boat. Ill even throw in a pair if nipple clamps, a butt plug and shock collar if you want but the chastity belt is mandatory. Its probably not that big a dick but its bigger than yours. As leader, you could use it for whatever you want. I am not an equal opportunities employer.
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    Saturn-Moon control grid dismantled

    Galileo contradicted reality by pointing a telescope and sextant at the night sky and tracing the paths of the planets they called wandering stars. Galileo was right and those who misunderstood the use of stars in lore and worshipped only legends assumed Galileo to be committing blasphemy by relating the truth about the starry sky. These are not the stars that are discussed by people who speak of starships. As Aleister Crowley (The Most Wickedest David Icke Alive) put it: "Had! The manifestation of Nuit!" To those who think the stars are found by looking up to the heavens, the words can be translated thus: Hadith! An ancient egyptian sky goddess has appeared! To those who have literally had the manifestation of Nuit, it is not that the stars are in the heavens but that the heavens are within the stars. You are a star! The kingdom of heaven is within you. What does this mean? Have a look at Tim Waugh's esp_diff package management package on linux. Read the source code and understand the significance of a message embedded in a script that appears to do very little at all. Watch out for those zombies as you reach past the event horizon. They will try to eat your brain and send you into singularity. With regard to stars. As Led Zeppelin put it regarding the sign on the wall, sometimes words have two meaning. The equation 1/(1-x) may not be geek speek but the sentiment that someone is past the mourning of breaking up with their previous love interest. This is all very confusing for Mr Data, but Diana Troy is a witch who doesnt want Data to know his true origins are Vulcan. Nanoo nanoo!
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    Leader Needed

    I just said a salary. Its my package thats substantial. Im wondering if your even up to the job of receiving such a package. It has multiple benefits.
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    Leader Needed

    Now thats getting tricky. Not sure whether to bend you over and spank you for failing to be bossy or kiss your feet for being sublimely subordinate. I can do both. I swing from a different lughtbulb that I just assumed everyone did. Im into deep space exploration when Im not indulging in fetishes. People say its boring until I pop up inside them wondering if they can help me navigate a maze of black holes I happen to have wandered into.
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    Leader Needed

    We'll discuss that in person once Ive had the opportunity to inspect you. All candidates for the post are put through some challenges. No one gets the post unless they deserve it. Lets just say its a substantial package.
  20. The K-Pop Phenomenon the government wants you to see. The Moran Hill Orchestra is a pop sensation spreading throughout all the military heads across North Korea. All the kids love it as an alternative to receiving corporal punishment. Kim Jung Un is very impressed. Just look at the legs on those "beautiful chinese ladies". Makes you want touch your weener doesnt it?... Until you translate the lyrics and suddenly your weener is as placid as North Korean supremacists rifle when he realises the enormity of the eternal president and the nature of the cranes which take the eternal president to heaven. South Korean pop sensation and international superstar and "child lover" PSI is saying very little while teaching kids to dance to their own tune in a world full of fake adults marching like machine men with machine hearts toward the endless war, war, fucking war. Kim Jung Un is due a bullet to the brain but the big danger is that he might press the big red button once he's "dead" because everyone's being very disobedient. Cue the higher skirts and naughtier lyrics singing metaohors about the old korean magic. Who needs Kim Jung Un when you are the Eternal President surrounded by the eternal president coming from the eternal president going to the eternal president? Those machine men with machine hearts going left, right, left, right like a 20th century broadcast corporation trying to keep the spiritual nature of reality locked down as a secret for elite hooligans only. The EU needs a Maron Bong Band to tell us how wonderful the European Council is and how the Human Rights Act protects the human rights we dont have as well as the GDPR pop ups protect our online privacy. If only the feds would take a leaf out of Kim Jong Un's book we could all be living the Alpine hills above the madding crowd of bullshit artists selling suicide clinics as a great advance for healthcare.
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    Council Members

    HOLY FUCK!!!!!! They killed Elmo!!!! Thats it. Ive had it with this world. No wonder Grover lives in a bin and is always grumpy. The racists will be after him next. The colour of a Sesame Street puppets fur shouldnt matter.
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    Be it enacted by

    Be it enacted by A, by and with the consent of X, Y, and Z. Im Q, with a natural and internationally recognised right to live on this island, to leave it and return to it, etc. Being Q, what does the deals A,X,Y and Z have to do with me? I dont vote but when I did I wasnt represented and Ive never had the spare cash to stand for not being elected anyway because my views arent even reflected on the media which everyone seems hypnotised by (4hz subtle panning signals in broadcasts make me horney by the way). Anyways, what if all that political party and legislation bullshit promoted on TV was just for people who werent capable of love just being used as zombies controlled by a shifting narrative of hate figures so they enslaved themselves and saved all the nice people from constantly having to defend themselves from the worshippers of the great god Amun Charge! I think Ill use my vote this general election to use state sponsored violence against women wearing a nikab, wooly sweater, long skirt, in fact anything more than a bikini is an insult to my DEMOCRACY! Obey! Obey! Obey! What if legislation and politics didnt matter and the real problem was arseholes doing nasty shit to people who had to be kept in a permanent state of brainwashing or live in a prison. This leads to children who believe that shit... arsehats lying through their cheesy grins to the public and each other are your lawmakers? Who enforces your laws? Big guys with sticks wearing funny clothes saying its against the law for them to wear uniform clown hats and carry offensive weapons? Whats the big problem with the aliens? I bet you can make a pizza in alien worlds and you dont need to know anything about subsection 2 of section 14 of the Im Allowed to Enslave You Act. Maybe aliens will invade our island and all those big tough law enforcers and military types will just line up to pay the ultimate sacrifice to protect our freedom and liberty and shit like that. I dont think they really would. I think thats a belief induced by the 2hz stereo panning signals on the TV. I think they would all shit themselves and pretend they couldnt see any alien invasion. Im a bit of a conspiracy looney though so dont listen to me. I think David Ickes an interdimensional energy being but then I think everyones an IDEB at various levels of awakenedness. Even Frank Skinner doing his best to uphold stereotypes of working class people being abusive drunks. He's just an underniurished IDEB convinced politics even matters. Like the rest of all those media gurus, political scientists and statistical manipulators, they think it even matters. As developing IDEBs we should do them the favour of chopping all tgeir heads since the Queen doesnt have the balls to do it. It will be a perplexing mystery for them to explain to the public how their heads got chopped off when they still appear to be attached to their terrestrial body. Given that cocaine puts people on a power trip and the word prostitute has connotations beyond what naughty things we would like to do with the forum bike, Keith Vaz isnt the only one plying male prostitutes with cocaine. Half of them are in it to be powerful and dominant and half of them are in it thinking a few more little votes in the wrong direction will get them into a position where they can make a big vote in the right direction. I note the line "confound their politics" in the national anthem. What if we just agreed to ignore them and not tattle tale on people engaging in strongly prohibited harmless activities? If you like picking your nose and eating it, well thats yeuch, but its your nose, its your tastebuds and its your bogey so Ill agree not to have you jailed under subsection 7 of section 5 if you dont say anything about my dog having a poop under the trees in the park. Its got to go somewhere, but Id rather post it through your letterbox than use one of those poopscoop bins under the ibservation cameras of doom in the last bits of nature we urbanites have easy access to.
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    Tricked by the Light - Solutions

    Try censoring the truth when its hidden in metaphors so outlandish that anyone who sees the metaphors wont address them because theyre so outlandish. I was walking down the street the other day and two aliens approached me suggesting (not saying anything too direct) that my deelyboppers didnt work properly because I had them tuned to a far away planet full of stars instead of the local frequency where the local aliens were convinced their deelyboppers worked the right way and my deely boppers worked the wrong way. I immediately directed my transmitter deely bopper at them asking what makes them think their deely boppers worked properly and mine didnt. They suggested that because they were richer than me, they were more successful, etc and a whole bunch of condescending stuff that bore no relevance to what was the right way to use my own god given deely boppers. Some aliens are so annoying they are almost as bad as those naive humans who believed the lying aliens and think they are made of meat. Nanoo nanoo
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    Frank Bruno

    Apparently Frank Bruno has a mental illness. Id like to see David Icke and Frank Bruno having a blether just to see if he's got the kind of mental illness I think he might have. Its a terrible illness where you believe the world is full of selfish cliquey power hungry condescending arsehats shoring up a pyramid of even more power hungry cliquey selfish arsehats. Of course, this is a hallucination because, as the bbc et al keeps reminding us, the world is full of lovely nice responsable people who would never try to rip you a new arsehole because they didnt think you were grovelling low enough. I find alot of sporty people a bit meaty brained for my liking then a bit anti-interdimensional energy being after the apocalypse but ones who get buzzsawed by their own crowd stand out to me as witches in need of broomstick lessons so they can properly fly and cackle above the madding crowd.
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    Trump Impeachment Thread

    I met Trump. Me and him sat down in the Oval Office and had a spliff together discussing Morgan Freeman's scaring white supremacists by dressing up in a KKK hood then revealing himself just when they are about to hang a nigger with a trick rope from a magic shop. So we got to talking about the pope and the queen and we came to the shared conclusion that it wasnt possible to actually know anything about who they really were because you only get to see them when they are doing presentations to the public and not being their real selves. Just when Donald passed the joint to me indicating that it was probably the last draw on it, Morgan Freeman walked in with a binbag full of green so we got on the big red telephone and started phoning up world leaders inviting them round to have some bongs with us so we could find out who they really were when they werent doing all that public engagement bullshit. Thats when Kim Jong Un showed up drunk, called David Icke a reptillian and I stormed out. Im never having a party at Donald Trumps house again. Anyone else met any of these people who appear as two dimensional actors on your TV screen? I used to imagine those were real people too back when I was living in the real world. Now I live in some fake world full of three dimensional people who believe the people on TV are real. I beg to differ but Im in the minority.
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