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My life as a Gargolan species on Earth

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20 minutes ago, Zarood said:

I understand your fears and that is why I was chosen / given the task to be the messenger from the Gargons toward you all.

 

I will take your questions and will recruit those who wish to help Zarood.

 

There is something ancient stirring once more under the Artic ice - once more it will return

Yesss.... Ronrood remembers that film from his childhood.  It was a special effects laden remake of a film from the 1950's that has since been remade with CGI.

 

 

Terrifying shit.... something ancient.... under the ice in the Arctic......

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4 minutes ago, name change said:

it rather sad when David Icke when on the Terry Wogan show and said as our lifes are being destroyed by this group people seam to be more intrested in who shot Phil Mickel; But this is even sader!

I know!

 

They used to be co-workers at the BBC, it's hard to believe Terry would stitch him up like that.  Horrible stuff.  It seemed like a Masonic humiliation ritual..... not that it was, it just seemed that way.  This was the event that launched David Icke as a truth teller. Very significant.....

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Oh Zarood, is this stuff available on your home planet?  Gorgonzola's make nice nice jewelry if you'e into that kind of thing.  I appreciate artistic talent....also a nice cheese.

 

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The above Zarood is from India..... is that your home planet?

 

 

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As I sit here in my hotel room , I do ponder what is wrong with human nature

 

For all can see upon this forum for Alien hunters that when the arrival comes they are not ready

 

Yes as a first born son of Gorgon I must have patience with these people.

 

I try , I really do , but sometimes you know , even I want to walk away from you.

 

Zarood.

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1 hour ago, ronisron said:

Yesss.... Ronrood remembers that film from his childhood.  It was a special effects laden remake of a film from the 1950's that has since been remade with CGI.

 

 

Terrifying shit.... something ancient.... under the ice in the Arctic......

I was not aware of this 2 dimensional depiction of a crisis in the Artic - upon scanning the script ( the fastest way for me to absorb the information fully - took only 2 nano seconds to fully read it ) I am clearly telling you that the beings I speak of are not the same as this creature in the thing.

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DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF ZAROOD AND HIS FOLLOWERS ?

 

IF SO CLAIM YOUR PLACE AS A FOLLOWER OF ZAROOD BY STATING YOUR NAME BELOW AND BECOME A FOLOWER OF THE GARGONS TODAY !

 

ZAROOD WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORY !

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7 minutes ago, Zarood said:

 

IF SO CLAIM YOUR PLACE AS A FOLLOWER OF ZAROOD BY STATING YOUR NAME BELOW AND BECOME A FOLOWER OF THE GARGONS TODAY !

 

Is it free membership?

 

Mrs G Retriever

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6 minutes ago, Zarood said:

DO YOU BELIEVE IN THE POWER OF ZAROOD AND HIS FOLLOWERS ?

 

Hell no....

 

8 minutes ago, Zarood said:

IF SO CLAIM YOUR PLACE AS A FOLLOWER OF ZAROOD BY STATING YOUR NAME BELOW AND BECOME A FOLOWER OF THE GARGONS TODAY !

 

Is this where you ask for the bank account info? :classic_rolleyes:

 

9 minutes ago, Zarood said:

ZAROOD WILL LEAD YOU TO GLORY !

 

Oh FFS, give it up already, and before you go.... to Truthzone or wherever else you can find one or two legit, mentally ill people who might agree with this and actually believe it's possible... honestly

 

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12 minutes ago, Zarood said:

 

 

IF SO CLAIM YOUR PLACE AS A FOLLOWER OF ZAROOD BY STATING YOUR NAME BELOW AND BECOME A FOLOWER OF THE GARGONS TODAY !

 

 

 

BORIS JOHNSON ,,

 

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3 minutes ago, jupiter12 said:

 

BORIS JOHNSON ,,

 

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Holy fuuuucck.....  :classic_laugh:

 

Look at that rumpled efffing disaster, and the Trump hair isn't working for him either...  that's the British PM... :classic_laugh:

 

Does he give speeches and things like that?  It looks like he speaks in a series of short and somewhat longer grunts.  

 

He's already guilty of anything and everything he could be accused of.   The face that launched a billion memes......

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And yee of many ,

yee of many ...

 

they flock to the Zarood , once again he rises in strength with his army of followers

 

his words they sing ,

 

his command they obey ,

 

Zarood was alone yonderday - now he returns - he rules all

 

teaching for today :

 

1. Before sleep each follower of Zarood will call his name 6 times before the world of dream begins

2. Yonder morning each follower of Zarood will go to his garden and take a handful of soil and through it into the air and call Zaroods name.

 

we have begun , and Zarood is now connected to you all

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But is that Za-rood or Zar-ood? Or Zaro-od?

Well look, shouting names six times can summon the wrong thing if you get the pronouncement wrong. It's the "Decus/Dick suck" all over again.

You sure there's no silent letters in there? 

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The name is Zarood

 

Zarood from Gargon

 

Lord Zarood of Gargon

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13 minutes ago, Zarood said:

And yee of many ,

yee of many ...

 

they flock to the Zarood , once again he rises in strength with his army of followers

 

his words they sing ,

 

his command they obey ,

 

Zarood was alone yonderday - now he returns - he rules all

 

teaching for today :

 

1. Before sleep each follower of Zarood will call his name 6 times before the world of dream begins

2. Yonder morning each follower of Zarood will go to his garden and take a handful of soil and through it into the air and call Zaroods name.

 

we have begun , and Zarood is now connected to you all

 

I'm going to tell the people that held you captive to revoke your computer privileges....

 

Or tell your neighbors to change their Wifi password.....

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4 minutes ago, Zarood said:

The name is Zarood

 

Zarood from Gargon

 

Lord Zarood of Gargon

The name is Gordon

 

Gordon from South London

 

I will answer to "Gordo"

 

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17 minutes ago, Zarood said:

The name is Zarood

 

Zarood from Gargon

 

Lord Zarood of Gargon

 

Maybe you know Lord Gremlin from the Planet Gremloticus ,, 

 

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You see how difficult this is for us ?

 

this sense of humour your people have toward our species

 

Here I come to help you and all you do is to mock me

 

I feel , I dont know , a new emotion , my kind do not feel emotion normally , it is only something we have observed in your kind

 

I feel to break something , what is this feeling , this rising destructive feeling you have put inside of Zarood

 

I pity you - I offered you ALL - and now it has come to this

 

Your focus and chanting of Zarood has given rise to this feeling - he no longer can be contained

 

Zarood is on fire

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47 minutes ago, jupiter12 said:

 

BORIS JOHNSON ,,

 

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Such an ugly mug compared to the PM Spanish Sexy Sanchez. Dont´t you think ladies?

 

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21 minutes ago, Zarood said:

You see how difficult this is for us ?

 

this sense of humour your people have toward our species

 

I was right! Gordo from Souf London.  I can tell, only the UK and some Commonwealth countries spell it "humour" instead of "humor".  

 

21 minutes ago, Zarood said:

Here I come to help you and all you do is to mock me

 

That's because you make it so easy to do.

 

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21 minutes ago, Zarood said:

I feel , I dont know , a new emotion , my kind do not feel emotion normally , it is only something we have observed in your kind

 

You feel this on the forum, but failed to notice this when you were being held captive by "our kind" and they were bleeding you dry for your DMT blood?  You are slow on the uptake Gordo....

 

21 minutes ago, Zarood said:

 

i feel to break something , what is this feeling , this rising destructive feeling you have put inside of Zarood

 

Oh, oh, you.... um... won't LIKE GORDO WHEN HE'S MAAADDD!!!!!

 

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21 minutes ago, Zarood said:

 

I pity you - I offered you ALL - and now it has come to this

 

 

Yeah, yeah, get on with it Gordo....

 

21 minutes ago, Zarood said:

 

Your focus and chanting of Zarood has given rise to this feeling - he no longer can be contained

 

 

 Is this where you bust out some really cool dance moves?

 

21 minutes ago, Zarood said:

Zarood is on fire

 

You're barely lukewarm, my man.....:classic_laugh:

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1 minute ago, ronisron said:

I was right! Gordo from Souf London.  I can tell, only the UK and some Commonwealth countries spell it "humour" instead of "humor".  

 

That's because you make it so easy to do.

 

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You feel this on the forum, but failed to notice this when you were being held captive by "or kind" and they were belleding you dry for your DMT blood?  You are slow on the uptake Gordo....

 

Oh, oh, you.... um... won't LIKE GORDO WHEN HE'S MAAADDD!!!!!

 

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Yeah, yeah, get on with Gordo....

 

 Is this where you bust out some really cool dance moves?

 

 

You're barely lukewarm, my man.....:classic_laugh:

I fail to understand why you would behave this way when I have come to help

 

I am the last Gorgon

 

There can be only one

 

 

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Just now, Zarood said:

I fail to understand why you would behave this way when I have come to help

 

I am the last Gorgon

 

There can be only one

 

 

But you just went home to see your siblings last night..... :classic_blush:  Ooops......Gordo fucked up.

 

 

 

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3 hours ago, Zarood said:

Zaroods way is not Raels way

 

I come from a long line of Reptoid Gargon beings , once we were many - now there is only me - the last of our species here on Earth.

 

I have been attacted , my blood drawn from my veins , my will smashed by your kind - but still I come to help your people

 

Today is a very special day for Earth - at 9pm their will be a comet impact into the Artic

 

It is not a comet - it is a probe from Gargon containing nano tech - this will embed into the deep recess's of the Artics floor

 

There is only one reptoid Gargon left here - only one who can stop the hatching from the Artic - if you want to stop them emerging from the Artic you should help Zarood.

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Why do you behave like this ?

 

I told you ... I am the last of my kind on Earth

 

Why are you always out to foil some kind of trickery ?

 

Learn to trust and that is your first step for understanding Zarood - a man cannot walk if he cannot trust

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To my followers

 

There will always be those who say Zarood is not from another galaxy

 

This is where you trust in Zarood and his teachings

 

There will always be those who say Zarood does not possess telekenetic powers

 

This is where you will learn to connect to Zarood

 

The path is full of turns but we all walk the same road as Zarood

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3 hours ago, Zarood said:

Today is a very special day for Earth - at 9pm their will be a comet impact into the Artic

 

Is that 9pm GMT?

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