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jupiter12, March 2 in Have a laugh
"The Earth is flat" / "Rockets cannot propel in space" / "nukes are fake" / "Nibiru is coming - there it is"
and the answer is ,,,,,,
The US President visits the UK ,,
and is greeted by HRH ,, and they look so happy ,,
They had a slap up dinner at Buckingham Palace ,, where the wine cost £3000 a bottle ,,
And here they look a bit happier ,,
Apparently there were protests in London!
Then ,, the next day at a press conference he asked the Prime Minister which ones were the trouble makers ,,
You know that Jacob Rothschild?
If I was Jacob Rothschild I’d be richer than Jacob Rothschild.
I’d do some window-cleaning on the side.
How do you confuse an Irishman, put four shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick
An Englishman walks into a doctors surgery and said I wish to become Irish, the doctor says that's not possible unless you have a quarter of your brain removed. The fellow says go ahead,after the anesthetic dissipates and the fellow wakes up the first thing he sees is the surgeon with a very worried look on his face. He informs the patient that there were some unforeseen problems and we had to remove 55% of your brain, the fellow looks up at the surgeon and says "No worries mate"
A fellow from the USA was in a pub in Australia and after a few, started bragging about how big the USA is, he said that America is so big it takes 4 days to travel from coast to coast by train, an Australian walks up to him half pissed and says mate,I know how you feel, we have fucking slow trains in this country as well
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