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jupiter12, March 2 in Have a laugh
"The Earth is flat" / "Rockets cannot propel in space" / "nukes are fake" / "Nibiru is coming - there it is"
and the answer is ,,,,,,
The US President visits the UK ,,
and is greeted by HRH ,, and they look so happy ,,
They had a slap up dinner at Buckingham Palace ,, where the wine cost £3000 a bottle ,,
And here they look a bit happier ,,
Apparently there were protests in London!
Then ,, the next day at a press conference he asked the Prime Minister which ones were the trouble makers ,,
You know that Jacob Rothschild?
If I was Jacob Rothschild I’d be richer than Jacob Rothschild.
I’d do some window-cleaning on the side.
How do you confuse an Irishman, put four shovels against the wall and tell him to take his pick
An Englishman walks into a doctors surgery and said I wish to become Irish, the doctor says that's not possible unless you have a quarter of your brain removed. The fellow says go ahead,after the anesthetic dissipates and the fellow wakes up the first thing he sees is the surgeon with a very worried look on his face. He informs the patient that there were some unforeseen problems and we had to remove 55% of your brain, the fellow looks up at the surgeon and says "No worries mate"
A fellow from the USA was in a pub in Australia and after a few, started bragging about how big the USA is, he said that America is so big it takes 4 days to travel from coast to coast by train, an Australian walks up to him half pissed and says mate,I know how you feel, we have fucking slow trains in this country as well
how do you know when a politician is lying
His mouth is open
What dose a lawyer and a cat fish have in common
They a re both scum sucking bottom feeders
In the UK, it's been a wet June for some ,,
In the African desert at the time of the second world war a bomber crash lands in among the sand dunes,and to some divine good fortune the crew is shaken up a bit but not injured, the pilot, co-pilot, navigator and the bombardier scramble from the plain and start their march to a friendly country and safety.
After about 3 days of hard going they are at the end of their tether, no supplies left and very little water . The pilot calls a meeting, men we are nearly at the end of the line,if we don't find some transport soon we are finished, I would like to say it has been a privilege serving with you . With that the men continue on their way and within fifteen minutes one spots a camel, look men the navigator said ,we are saved.
The pilot gets on the neck ,the co-pilot sits on the first hump ,the navigator sits on the second hump and the bombardier sits on the rear. After about half an hour the men's hopes are dashed as the camel falls over stone dead, the pilot lines the men up and tells them to stay there while he checks the camel out. He is walking around and around the camel rubbing his chin occasionally mumbling to him self ,he stops and marches over to where the men are standing at ease. Right men, this camel looks like it's been fucked,at which point the bombardier snaps to attention ,salutes and said ,I'm sorry sir but it was the only way I could hang on
What's a wog
A wump of wood
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