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2 hours ago, Metaspiral said:

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I'd buy that !!!

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I wonder what percentage of society would wear one of these if they was told it was the only way they could protect themselves from the rona.

 

 

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Staircase that's Not very Covid-19 friendly. 

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This is true ,where I live we have ticks ,bush ticks ,cattle ticks, paralysis ticks  and these rotten little things that I call grass ticks they are black and about the size of the head of a pin,but don't they make you swell up,I had one on my left hip for a couple of days and now half my ass looks like it shops at Cosco's, I hope you sick bastards find that funny

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On 6/26/2020 at 2:08 PM, Leapy said:

Staircase that's Not very Covid-19 friendly. 

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I've no likes left, but It think the same person did the arrows at my local Tesco.  🤣

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I've just had some bad news from my best friend's mum, Sue, her son has convinced himself that he was born a chocolate orange and nobody ever mentioned it to him, but he saw himself in the mirror and finally realised the truth! His mum had him sectioned today, poor Terry! :classic_huh:

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7 hours ago, Mitochondrial Eve said:

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I'd buy that too !! Ps the like I just gave you turned you into 777 likes...put the lottery on !

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Chat up lines for the pubs opening tomorrow

What disinfectant are you wearing?

Why don't we slip into something less protective?

Until I saw you, I was just bored stiff

Why don't we get a Zoom?

Would you handle my package if I left it outside for 2 days?

I have bog roll.

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